Uniforms

Sometimes we, as self respecting wage earners, have to do something horrible. Wear a uniform, because management thinks it will make the establishment look more professional. It's a well intentioned thought, but it quickly becomes an issue akin to the bridesmaid problem. You know the one, when the bride chooses a color and a dress style and puts seven VERY different women in this same garment. Sure, the busty girl looks great in that strapless dress, but the A cup is pulling up it up all day and the tall girl is tugging at the hem.

 We all know how to avoid that issue though, cats! Cats as bridesmaids!

 Okay maybe not.

So goes the uniform problem. Put women in an outfit designed for a man; cool, thanks for the XXL polo shirt, does anyone know where I can do some base jumping? Seriously, I showed up at they gave me this XXL polo. Oh baby, did I feel confident and ready to work. As a cashier at a valet company, you would think that they would want us to look put together, someone you could trust with your money and your car.

Here I am in my new uniform for my new location. Anyone up for bowling?

I no longer hate what I had to wear as a bank teller, I can tell you that.